aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

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legalmexican:

what a beautiful day to stay indoors

(via date)

    Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
    Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

kardashidan:

kardashidan:

someone help me im in love

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gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

(via unescapable)

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

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I want wifi so fast it’ll burn a hole through my house

(Source: makinsexy, via dutchster)

humorking:

Looking at my grades had me like 

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harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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